Wiz Quiz

i got a call this morning around 10AM saying that I was one of the lucky few selected for today's urinalysis. I've done plenty of these since I joined the Navy almost 4 years ago. It sees like every time they come up, they tell you that you need to provide a sample just after you get done using the bathroom. I used to complain about it, too. This time was different...they caught me just as I was waking up. I hadn't performed my routine morning bathroom visit yet, and I was ready to go. It took me 20 minutes to shower, eat breakfast, and get into my uniform. With each passing minute, the urge to urinate got noticibly stronger. Every time I caught a glimpse of the toilet, it took an enormous amount of self-control not to use it. I drove onto base in another 15 minutes and by the time I made it up to the urinalysis office, I thought I was going to wet myself. Thank goodness I managed to hold it long enough to make it in the cup. I think that next time, I'll just go ahead and use the toilet and start drinking.