The snoozer

ok... here's me. Passed out. Please notice the right hand poised strategically over the alarm clock. It looks really uncomfortable, but it's perfect for sleeping through those loud blaring noises that try to steal precious sleep from you. At the first hint of sound, the fingers are programmed to react in a pushing motion, triggering the snooze function, and allowing you to keep right on dreaming without even realizing that an alarm has occured. This particular sleeping posistion was, no doubt, a result of months, if not years of sleep deprivation. It is not recommended for everyday use.